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dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

(via cylonbarnes)

skreeet:

willthewriter:

ICONIC

hate when that happens

lydstilinsk:

YOU KNOW THEY’RE YOUR OTP WHEN THEY STAND NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND YOU CAN’T CALM DOWN

(via princelouisprincessharry)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

son: dad what’s for dinner?
dad: dinner? nope. i said 1000 RTs or no dinner. sorry
son: we haven’t eaten in days
dad: 1000 RTs or we starve 

(via oodlenoodle)

snapchatting:

petition to change Earth’s name to Gay Planet 69

(via oodlenoodle)


04/05

officialunitedstates:

do kids honestly get peer pressured into doing drugs because i havent ever even seen a marijuana in my 19 years of life

(via oodlenoodle)


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snakesonapaynis:

fuckyeahzourry:






Harry going for a run through Hampstead High Street in London. 11/11





#his nipples are literally unnatural how is possible to see them through layers of clothing